Tag Archives: Horrible Drinks
Grass Jelly Drink” is commonly sold in cans and bottles both in and around China and in Asian markets around the world but it’s not really made from grass of the lawn variety and by all accounts, tastes pretty good.
The Jew’s Ear Juice: The can reads “Quality Jew’s ear selected from Changbai Mountain,” which I suppose is slightly reassuring though maybe Mount Sinai would have been preferable.The Jew’s Ear in question here actually is a form of mushroom also known as Black Wood Ear.The Jew’s Ear Juice can reveals it contains pure water, black wood ear (Jew’s ear), haw (Chinese hawthorn), big Chinese date, sugar, honey, sodium of citric acid, and stabilizer.
Gasoline: isn’t some new comestible competitor for Red Bull, it’s the inflammable combustible you fill your fuel tank with unless you’re a 71-year-old Chinese dude who we sincerely hope is a non-smoker. Chen Dejun has been guzzling gas ,most of us regular folks employ hot coffee to get our motors running in the morning. Chen drinks from 3 to 3.5 kilograms of gasoline every month and he estimates that over the past four decades he’s consumed about 1.5 tons gasoline. Chen says he first started drinking gasoline in an effort to cure his chest pains, after his prescribed medicine didn’t work and some “other folks” suggested he try drinking gas.
Asparagus Juice Drink :sold in bottles and cans usually comes from Taiwan, where it seems no other fruits or vegetables worthy of juicing get, er, juiced. Asparagus has a somewhat unsavory reputation for infusing one’s urine with a distinctive aroma, and that’s putting it mildly. Asparagus is a natural diuretic which means it makes you go more often.
Baby Mice Wine: the drink that comes in on tiny little feet and leaves you feeling not quite all rat.Newborn mice are dropped into a bottle of wine where they quickly drown. The drink is made and sold in China and Korea where it’s said to be a miraculous cure all for all sorts of ailments.
Orthodox Coconut Juice.from the “Orthodox Coconut Palm Brand”, “State Banquet Beverage”, “Coconut Palm” and “Coconut Juice”. They put de lime in de coconut and drink dem both together.
Yunnan Olive Juice: It’s the Pits,The Pig-Lizard is said to taste bitter and sour first and then fresh and sweet.
Yida Sports Guo Cu:More than 200 symptoms and worries conveniently packaged in a portable form for moodswings on the go. The drink itself smells like most girls do: a musky combination of cherry and strawberry. Same goes for the taste – it’s a non-carbonated watery emulsion containing the taste of various fruits that end in “berry”.
Dry Ice Bubble Tea:Consider the fact that the frozen nodules of carbon dioxide merrily bubbling away in your tea are about as cold as the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth: -109.3 °F or -78.5 °C to be exact. At that temp, swallow a cube inadvertently and “frozen nodules” will be the least of your worries .
Crunchy Water Chestnut Drink: is crunchy, watery, rather bland flavor of water chestnuts in take-out Chinese food staples like Cantonese Chow Mein.
Canned Bird’s Nest Drink:You’ve heard of Bird’s Nest Soup, that age-old Chinese delicacy made from the nests of cave-dwelling swiftlet birds… which are made from the bird’s hardened saliva?Now you can enjoy the inviting, invigorating and involuntarily gag-inducing taste of this glutinous gastronomic “delight” anywhere you roam, including caves.